Monster Oil

The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List: 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes. 2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players...

Items included: main swab and neck swab, cork grease, Monster double-fleeced microfiber polishing cloth, thumb rest, pad drying paper, mouthpiece patch, pencil, detailed cleaning instructions,...

SAVE MONEY by making your clarinet last longer and look better STOP WORRYING about how dirty, smelly, and gross your clarinet is Make your clarinet PLAY and SOUND BETTER by keeping it clean LEARN to...

Easily the highest quality horn care and cleaning kit on the market. Guess which ingredient you don't get: Ham sandwich, mouthpiece brush, valve casing brush, leadpipe snake, Lite Rotor Oil with...

Easily the highest quality trombone care and cleaning kit on the market. Guess which ingredient you don't get: Ham sandwich, mouthpiece brush, valve casing brush, leadpipe snake, Monster Slide...

Anti-corrosive formula PROTECTS your instrument LONGER and BETTER Developed by PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS

Time for MadLibs! Doc Severinsen loves to put -noun- Oil on his -noun-. When we -verb (past tense)- our oil to him he was so excited he -verb (past tense)- all over town! We made this stuff from the...

Faster- For you picky snobs who have brand spanking new close-tolerance valves, and are crazy enough to think that your fingers could possibly move faster than our "Original" formula is able to keep...

Trumpet Slide Oil - for 1st and 3rd Valve Slides - (not suitable for trombone slides)We just heard you play. You sounded out of tune, and like you were working too hard. We recommend that during your...

Our Bearing/Linkage Oil (BLO) is a tremendous product. Users tell us that when they use BLO they have feelings of euphoria that can't be duplicated with anything else. BLO can be used almost...

Did you know that a French horn is approximately 425 feet long when it's stretched out? So there are a lot of places that need lubrication. Our Light Rotor Oil is perfect to put right on the rotors...