Monster Oil

100% Plant Based Bearing and Linkage Oil - Protected Needle Applicator Our EcoPro Bearing and Linkage Oil keeps all your connecting parts happy.  And it comes with a completely no-mess precision...

100% Plant Based Slide Oil for Trumpet. EcoPro Trumpet Slide Oil is for trumpet 1st and 3rd slides.  Tired of putting grease on and watering it down with oil until it's just right?  Us too.  This...

100% Plant Based Light Rotor Oil - Protected Needle Applicator This is the rotor oil you should use.  And it comes with a completely no-mess precision applicator.  Tired of keeping your rotor oil in...

100% Plant Based Valve Oil for Trumpet, Tuba, French Horn, Trombone, and Euphonium.  Developed by real professional trumpet players. This is the valve oil you should use.   Our EcoPro line of...

The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List: 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes. 2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players...

Taking Proper Care of Your Flute has Never Been more Simple or Fun! Money Back Guarantee! No other flute cleaning kit on the market provides what the Monster Flute Cleaning Kit can because we strive...

Items included: main swab and neck swab, cork grease, Monster double-fleeced microfiber polishing cloth, thumb rest, pad drying paper, mouthpiece patch, pencil, detailed cleaning instructions,...

SAVE MONEY by making your clarinet last longer and look better STOP WORRYING about how dirty, smelly, and gross your clarinet is Make your clarinet PLAY and SOUND BETTER by keeping it...

Easily the highest quality horn care and cleaning kit on the market. Guess which ingredient you don't get: Ham sandwich, mouthpiece brush, valve casing brush, leadpipe snake, Lite Rotor Oil with...

Easily the highest quality trombone care and cleaning kit on the market. Guess which ingredient you don't get: Ham sandwich, mouthpiece brush, valve casing brush, leadpipe snake, Monster Slide Cream,...

Anti-corrosive formula PROTECTS your instrument LONGER and BETTER Developed by PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS

Time for MadLibs! Doc Severinsen loves to put -noun- Oil on his -noun-. When we -verb (past tense)- our oil to him he was so excited he -verb (past tense)- all over town! We made this stuff from the...